Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Tiger Woods Scandal

So, if you live under a rock, you may not have heard that Tiger Woods is on center stage for a big scandal. This comes after an auto accident, which allegedly involved Tiger Woods running into a tree & a fire hydrant. Suddenly people are claiming his wife came out pissed off and decided to beat him with a golf club. Others are saying that his airbag didn't deploy and he was trapped, which is why she was swinging at the car(NOT HIM) to help him get out.

I have another theory:

Dick Cheney was in the neighborhood and Tiger decided to show him his sweet ride. While Tiger's spinning doughnuts in the street, Dick pulls out his shotgun and says, "Oh yeah? Check this out." He shoots out the tires on accident, Tiger crashes, his wife comes out thinking he's being attacked and starts swinging the golf club at Cheney in her pajamas. Tiger gets hit by accident, Dick runs and now they are suddenly in the midst of a media storm with Scandal written all over it.

Case solved! Tiger was Cheney'd


Elizabeth McKenzie said...

It's not if, but when a public figure get into a scandal. Seems the long one remains a public figure, the more likely it is a scandal will break out. Nothing against Tiger.

Voidwalker said...

Yeah, people love to dig when they think something is there to be found.